Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Your the hottest thing I've seen since the sun...

That is a new pickup line that I have thought of. I don't know if I will ever use it or not, but I might try! Supposedly, rumor has it, there is a hot girl at the gym at school. I really need to get there and flirt with her. We might make a perfect match. :) In other news: Anyone with a name that starts with a P who marries anyone named Megan, your kids are gonna be Pagans! Haha! So...Politics! I can't believe what is going on in North Korea. I wonder why South Korea doesn't just invade them and take over.

My mother is one of the sappiest people I have ever met. She cries in Hallmark movies, she cries in Lifetime movies, she even cries in movies she has already seen. If someone dies, she cries! If two people fall in love, she cries! But the romance must be straight of course...if its a gay couple, she grosses out! I will be sitting there, totally getting all romantic about a gay couple, and then my mother will go "ewww...that is just wrong!" Suddenly, the moment is ruined. I can't believe how different that generation is from ours. Both my parents smoke and they both are homophobic. Not only that, they are stuck in the 1970s. "Why is gas so much?" My mother complains. "When I was a kid, it only costs 75 cents a gallon!" They are starting to sound old. But somehow, after being married FOREVER, they no longer threaten to divorce each other at the smallest thing. Instead, they get along better than ever.

Today is the day of my sister's graduation from high school. Its not like she is giving a speech or anything, so I don't feel all that compelled to go. I hate big crowds and stadiums...I wish I wasn't such a wuss! But that is not really why I am ditching her graduation: I have an evening class. You miss 3 or more classes, and you get marked down a full letter grade. I was really late to two classes and I think I got marked absent, so I can't miss this one!

I have a crazy set of instructors this quarter. My HTML teacher, her eyebrows are tattooed on! It's scary how she looks at people. When her eyebrows go up, OMG! I can't look at her! My portfolio class teacher looks like Teagan Quinn. I am convinced she is gay! And my web design teacher, he looks like Shreck, just not as green! Haha! Crazy bunch they are!!!

Well...Hope you enjoyed my ramblings!!!

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