Funny day...
Most mornings I hate getting up, I mean, come on! I am your typical queer 21 year old female. The things on my mind consist of women...sleep...women...sex...etc. You get the picture! Anyway...My alarm went off and I was like "No...Noooooooo....Its too early!" But it wasn't...My meeting was going to start in an hour and if I didn't get ready fast, I was going to miss it.
I crawled out of bed and grabbed the first outfit I could locate, jeans and a bright red polo, dressed, and then proceded into the bathroom to do something with my insanely messy hair. NOW...Being that I have always had Dana Fairbanks like hair, I threw it into the sporty ponytail and did as little makeup as possible. Blah blah and I was off to the bus stop.
By the time my third meeting rolls around, I am running on three cups of coffee and what little food I can afford in this WONDERFUL recession. I walk into the office and see this attractive as all hell female joining my co-worker Morgan..."This is my sister Kaitlin!" She introduces me.
"H-Hi!" Oh God...I must have sounded like the BIGGEST idiot and looked like one too, but DAMN! Morgan is like the most butch female ever however she is totally straight...Its strange!
Wei, my co-worker from China looks at the sisters and says what everyone is thinking: "She is your sister Morgan?" Wei asks.
"Yup!" Morgan replied proudly.
"Wow...She is so much prettier than you!" Wei stated seriously. We all burst out laughing and laughing. Wei then proceeded to defend herself: "No...Morgan is just so...Manly and her sister is so...Girl..." By this point Wei didn't know what else to say so she just walked away, her face a bright shade of red.
So my friend Michael, who has never chaired a meeting in his life, was asked to chair a meeting today. Most of the people attending were there only because well, the committee really has no official members...so we just attended. It was hilarious as we all went off on tangents about what we were supposed to be discussing and by the time we were supposed to be done, we just kept going and going...It was almost two hours of INSANITY! Matt, one of our co-workers, came in with a long stretchy sticky thing and started flinging it around, to which many papers started flying around the room. Now, I have just a bit of OCD, so I ended up really not liking how covered in dirt that thing was and avoided it like the plague, until everyone else playing with it got the better of me and I decided I just had to get ahold of it. Now, everyone at the office knows how much I abhor that THING...But still, I had to prove that I COULD touch it, so I took it from Matt and flug it across the table, causing everyone to laugh their asses off at me! "See, you CAN touch it!" Michael stated.
I smiled proudly...Yes...Yes I can touch some germy thingy...hahaha!
And that was my day...It was funny and crazy and yeah...lol...
I crawled out of bed and grabbed the first outfit I could locate, jeans and a bright red polo, dressed, and then proceded into the bathroom to do something with my insanely messy hair. NOW...Being that I have always had Dana Fairbanks like hair, I threw it into the sporty ponytail and did as little makeup as possible. Blah blah and I was off to the bus stop.
By the time my third meeting rolls around, I am running on three cups of coffee and what little food I can afford in this WONDERFUL recession. I walk into the office and see this attractive as all hell female joining my co-worker Morgan..."This is my sister Kaitlin!" She introduces me.
"H-Hi!" Oh God...I must have sounded like the BIGGEST idiot and looked like one too, but DAMN! Morgan is like the most butch female ever however she is totally straight...Its strange!
Wei, my co-worker from China looks at the sisters and says what everyone is thinking: "She is your sister Morgan?" Wei asks.
"Yup!" Morgan replied proudly.
"Wow...She is so much prettier than you!" Wei stated seriously. We all burst out laughing and laughing. Wei then proceeded to defend herself: "No...Morgan is just so...Manly and her sister is so...Girl..." By this point Wei didn't know what else to say so she just walked away, her face a bright shade of red.
So my friend Michael, who has never chaired a meeting in his life, was asked to chair a meeting today. Most of the people attending were there only because well, the committee really has no official members...so we just attended. It was hilarious as we all went off on tangents about what we were supposed to be discussing and by the time we were supposed to be done, we just kept going and going...It was almost two hours of INSANITY! Matt, one of our co-workers, came in with a long stretchy sticky thing and started flinging it around, to which many papers started flying around the room. Now, I have just a bit of OCD, so I ended up really not liking how covered in dirt that thing was and avoided it like the plague, until everyone else playing with it got the better of me and I decided I just had to get ahold of it. Now, everyone at the office knows how much I abhor that THING...But still, I had to prove that I COULD touch it, so I took it from Matt and flug it across the table, causing everyone to laugh their asses off at me! "See, you CAN touch it!" Michael stated.
I smiled proudly...Yes...Yes I can touch some germy thingy...hahaha!
And that was my day...It was funny and crazy and yeah...lol...
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