My brother and his girlfriend are idiots!

My brothers girlfriend:
"Who is Joan of Arc? Is she Noah's wife?"
"Doesn't the Easter Bunny lay eggs that have chocolate in them?"
"I can't get pregnant from kissing, can I?"

Conversation between my brother and I:
My brother: "Carissa...I'm lost in Mongolia!"
Me/Carissa: "It's called Magnolia! Mag-nolia...Its a part of Seattle. Did you fail geography?"
My brother: "Yes and I also failed gym class...Can you please help me get home?"

My sister and her boyfriend...well...all they ever do is makeout...everywhere...all the time...its nasty!