Really?! Men...*rolling eyes*
Men! I remember now why I no longer like them. Today, while I was eating lunch, one of my friends and I had to suffer through a lovely conversation about how women "expire" after 35 or so. I think the man found it quite amusing, but I hated it...
Every inch of me wanted to shout at him that men do too! That the older they get, the fewer erections they have and that at least I don't need viagra! But no...I kept composure!!!
From wanting to be macho to needing attention 24/7, men are way harder to take care of than women. While they would beg to differ, take into consideration the fact that men are babies! My father had his wisdom teeth pulled about ten years ago, and I remember him whining like crazy at my mom to make him food and get his pain pills all set up. When my mom had hers taken out, it was no big deal! Dad was in bed for a week.
And if they don't have their one day with the guys a week, they usually get into a crappy mood fast. I remember an ex of mine who loved to take Fridays and just hang with the guys. While it was nice and everything, I remember being like "hmmm...I wonder what he is doing?" I found out that he was playing video games, but...They can play video games for day and weeks and hours!!! AHHHH!!! I tried to call him once, and he was like "I am in a Halo turnee" I was like "Huh?"
I have never understood this mentality that they have! Addiction to video games, constant whining about pain, oh...and lets not forget sports!!! The need and urge to be "macho!"...UGH! I hate sports!!! Soccer, tennis, softball and volleyball are what I can play, and I like to watch those all on TV, but as for guys and their sports...I hate FOOTBALL!!! I hate it!!! I hate watching a bunch of guys in really tight pants run around and try to beat each other up. I don't see the point in it! I guess the point is to get the ball across the line...or something...No point! lol.
And then, once you start to get serious, like "oh, let's get married" serious, they freak out!!! "uhhh...no...I don't think so...uhhhh..." that was what my ex said. Oh, and he also said "m-m-marriage?!" hahaha! And they wonder why we are starting to like them less and less...
So...After all of this...Do I even have an inkling of an attraction to men left in me? I don't think so! And some girl I was talking to shouted into her phone to her boyfriend that I was "gay!" today...It made me a lil upset, but I will get over it!
Every inch of me wanted to shout at him that men do too! That the older they get, the fewer erections they have and that at least I don't need viagra! But no...I kept composure!!!
From wanting to be macho to needing attention 24/7, men are way harder to take care of than women. While they would beg to differ, take into consideration the fact that men are babies! My father had his wisdom teeth pulled about ten years ago, and I remember him whining like crazy at my mom to make him food and get his pain pills all set up. When my mom had hers taken out, it was no big deal! Dad was in bed for a week.
And if they don't have their one day with the guys a week, they usually get into a crappy mood fast. I remember an ex of mine who loved to take Fridays and just hang with the guys. While it was nice and everything, I remember being like "hmmm...I wonder what he is doing?" I found out that he was playing video games, but...They can play video games for day and weeks and hours!!! AHHHH!!! I tried to call him once, and he was like "I am in a Halo turnee" I was like "Huh?"
I have never understood this mentality that they have! Addiction to video games, constant whining about pain, oh...and lets not forget sports!!! The need and urge to be "macho!"...UGH! I hate sports!!! Soccer, tennis, softball and volleyball are what I can play, and I like to watch those all on TV, but as for guys and their sports...I hate FOOTBALL!!! I hate it!!! I hate watching a bunch of guys in really tight pants run around and try to beat each other up. I don't see the point in it! I guess the point is to get the ball across the line...or something...No point! lol.
And then, once you start to get serious, like "oh, let's get married" serious, they freak out!!! "uhhh...no...I don't think so...uhhhh..." that was what my ex said. Oh, and he also said "m-m-marriage?!" hahaha! And they wonder why we are starting to like them less and less...
So...After all of this...Do I even have an inkling of an attraction to men left in me? I don't think so! And some girl I was talking to shouted into her phone to her boyfriend that I was "gay!" today...It made me a lil upset, but I will get over it!
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