Things to say to annoying religious door-knockers...

I have been thinking of funny responses to those annoying door-knockers who are from different Christian affiliations. Here is what I have come up with, along with my friend Steph! ;) Thanks Steph! If you have any to add to this, please lemme know!

To the question "Have you found Jesus yet?"

Shout "RUN JESUS, they've COME FOR YOU!!!"

"Jesus? Are you sure you lost him here?"

"I didn't know he was missing...but I can alert the police!"

"Oh yes! I am having tea with him right now. Would you like to come in and join us?"

Responses to "We will be praying for you!" or "Your going to hell..."

"Thanks! Can you pray for Ellen DeGeneres to go to hell too, so I can have a laugh?"

"Well...Hell is certainly going to be a party if I am there! Since your a Christian...Your not invited!"

OFF TOPIC STUFF...

Girl at school...Straight...Too hot to handle...And I always say the wrong thing...Its true! I do!!! I have said so many wrong, offensive, embarrassing and very bold things to her...Its not even funny! I used to NOT be attracted to her, but something in her has changed...Something in me has changed...I don't like it!!! I don't wanna be into her!!! No more!!! *shuts off interest like a light switch* I need to stop because she is STRAIGHT...No more liking her!!! Its not allowed and I need to be respectful of the fact that she is straight. Also, I value her friendship...But damn she is hot! lol. Anyways...Vented.

I saw "The Proposal" today. Its a good straight comedy...There were ZERO gay ppl in it. If you want to see it and laugh your ass off, GO FOR IT! I loved it.

Well, that is it for now! I need more topics...Please give me ideas people!!! Thanks!!! ;)