Shopping...AHHH!

I am so gay…I hate shoe shopping…and I am writing this while slightly buzzed…hehe!

So…I am going to an Oscars party with my mom that requires me to “look pretty”, and she wanted to go to Macy’s and pick out our outfits. My moms best friend Karen came along, and she and my mom had me trying on all sorts of stuff. Now my gf really wanted me to get a red dress, and just as I walked in, I saw the perfect one. I picked it up and tried it on, but it just didn’t look good. I am 5’2” mind you, so most dresses are sooooooo long, and this one was…Like way too long. It was so long it took my mom and Karen pulling it to get it off of me. After that, mom brought me a pile of black skirts to try on. The first one was frilly, the second one was long and regular, and the third one was an older lady style. I of course got told how darling I looked in the first one and that is what I got along with a black camisole and an overcoat.

Next it was shoe shopping! Now, I must tell you that I HATE SHOES THAT ARE GIRLY! I hate heels, I hate half shoes, I hate shoes that are not converse, boots or doc martens…I am gay! But I got stuck with flats that have a slight heel on them, and they totally match this outfit perfectly! But it took a lot of shoving of my feet into these shoes, because they were $22.50, and the last pair of shoes that were that price…anyways! I got them.

Afterward, we went to Mexican food and I got drunk on a Pina Collada and ate a bunch…So much I felt sick! My bro and his gf got all mushy and gross in front of me and I had to keep quiet about being gay while they grilled me on what kind of sex I have had and all that good stuff…And I just giggled and kept my mouth zipped! That is none of their business! Lol. But I did state very matter-of-factly that I did want to adopt from India! Then mom talked to my bro and his gf about how they need to get married by our family friend Dana, who is a pastor, and then Karen looked at me and whispered “I wonder if he does gay weddings…” and I couldn’t stop laughing.

And then my bro farted all the way home care of the beans he consumed at Mexican food…Awesome! Lol. My sister is so drunk at the moment…She wanted to wrestle with me and knocked me down and then jumped on her boyfriend and I don’t even wanna know what happened after that. Yeah!

My gay/bi in Hollywood speculations...

So, this is just me speculating! Nothing here is fact...Its all my personal thoughts!

I think the following celebrities are gay/bisexual:

Men:

Keanu Reeves: Bisexual

Kevin Spacey: Gay

George Clooney: Bisexual

Rickey Martin: Bisexual

Robert Patinson: Bisexual

Zack Efron: Bisexual

Justin Timeberlake: Bisexual

JC Chasez: Bisexual

Ryan Seacrest: Bisexual

Tom Cruise: GAY...Katie Holmes is his beard and I have a feeling Suri is actually Chris Kline's baby!

Women:

Ellen Page: Gay

Kate Moening: Gay

Jorja Fox: Gay

Queen Latifah: Gay

Missy Elliott: Gay

Jessica Biel: Bisexual

Piper Perabo - Bisexual

Emmanuelle Chriqui - Gay...She is always the cover for the gay men in Hollywood..."dated" Lance Bass.

Heather Graham: Gay

Kristen Stewart: Gay

Nikki Reed: Gay

Rachel Shelley: Gay

Diane Keaton: Gay

Bollywood Women:

All of these women could go either way...All are SINGLE at the moment of this post!

Sushmita Sen

Archie Panjabi

Sheetal Sheth

Shelley Conn